You might not know, but "Dating Season" ended November 26th. I've not had many girlfriends, nor do I really like to date, being young I find it pointless and I'm annoyed by most of it.
However, being a guy I have devised dating season for the sole purpose of saving my fellow man. Dating season ends the day before thanksgiving and resumes February 15th. Anyone who asks a girl out between those dates is dooming themself. And any smart guy will only date girls whose birthday is during the off season.
What's the point of all this you ask? Simple. It saves us guys A LOT of money. In the off season you have thanksgiving, Christmas (and/or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa), new years, valentines day, and possibly her birthday. Who wants to buy gifts for ALL of those holidays?
So I'm calling out to my fellow man, either follow dating season or be doomed.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Do YOU work here?
I work in a drug store and the one question (besides "where's the bathroom") that bugs the crap out of me every time is one that people don't even have to ask. "Uhh, excuse me...do you work here?" When I put in my two weeks notice I won't be so nice and say "yes ma'am" instead I'll say "Oh, no ma'am, I just enjoy matching the uniform of the store I'm currently shopping in." I wonder how they'll like that? Then I'll continue putting things on the shelf and doing regular things that people who don't work there do.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
RIP Rupert :(
Today I learned Rupert "the tiny deer" has died.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1752359.ece
http://www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/Sadness-as-Rupert-the-baby.4551419.jp
:(
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1752359.ece
http://www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/Sadness-as-Rupert-the-baby.4551419.jp
:(
Friday, October 3, 2008
Most important blog of your life
I hope I never again have to hear Britney Spears "Womanizer."
You'd better pray you don't either.
You'd better pray you don't either.
Monday, September 8, 2008
VMA Thoughts...Who watches MTV anymore?
If you remember the line in my "Swingers Confessional" video - I said, "If MTV doesn't play music anymore, I guess it's just TV."
And that's exactly what it is. I don't know why they have a "Video Music Awards" show when they don't even play music videos. In my mind, that's like CMT (Country Music Television) playing reruns of Rob and Big.
The VMA's were a big scam, obviously by Britney Spears winning 3 "awards" (not too big of honors, obviously) for the "Piece of Me" video which is far from being a good video. The obvious reason behind her winning is so they could get her on there to make a fool of herself again and gain them ratings. Same reason behind their embarrassing host that EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT...He did exactly what they wanted him to do, tell me you haven't searched youtube for some of his remarks now.
And of course Miley Cyrus didn't win "best new artist" besides the fact that she definitely isn't, she's Disney's cash cow and they can't have her, so why give her face time when they can give it to the band with the freakishly dedicated following, Tokio Hotel.
So beyond his awful remarks about OUR President, his jokes about purity rings, and whatever else he may have said that I didn't hear, the awards themselves sucked. And I have to give MAJOR props to Jordin Sparks, because it was pretty brave of her to say something. She's a great role model, talented singer, and very good looking, but she's no Britney Spears, so don't give her an award...
So what'd YOU think? Were his comments just "comedy" or were they real jabs at America? Does Britney DESERVE any awards for that video? Is MTV just a joke these days?
Just for you MTV, here's two excellent videos, with great songs, from talented artists....1,000,000,000,000 times better than "Piece of Me."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8khHqMntkbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
BTW, I didn't watch the VMA's.
And that's exactly what it is. I don't know why they have a "Video Music Awards" show when they don't even play music videos. In my mind, that's like CMT (Country Music Television) playing reruns of Rob and Big.
The VMA's were a big scam, obviously by Britney Spears winning 3 "awards" (not too big of honors, obviously) for the "Piece of Me" video which is far from being a good video. The obvious reason behind her winning is so they could get her on there to make a fool of herself again and gain them ratings. Same reason behind their embarrassing host that EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT...He did exactly what they wanted him to do, tell me you haven't searched youtube for some of his remarks now.
And of course Miley Cyrus didn't win "best new artist" besides the fact that she definitely isn't, she's Disney's cash cow and they can't have her, so why give her face time when they can give it to the band with the freakishly dedicated following, Tokio Hotel.
So beyond his awful remarks about OUR President, his jokes about purity rings, and whatever else he may have said that I didn't hear, the awards themselves sucked. And I have to give MAJOR props to Jordin Sparks, because it was pretty brave of her to say something. She's a great role model, talented singer, and very good looking, but she's no Britney Spears, so don't give her an award...
So what'd YOU think? Were his comments just "comedy" or were they real jabs at America? Does Britney DESERVE any awards for that video? Is MTV just a joke these days?
Just for you MTV, here's two excellent videos, with great songs, from talented artists....1,000,000,000,000 times better than "Piece of Me."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8khHqMntkbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
BTW, I didn't watch the VMA's.
Monday, September 1, 2008
King of Procrastion!
Today I have got a lot done. I mowed most of the backyard and side (almost an acre) and I took a nap. That's a lot, isn't it?
I was supposed to film a collab clip this morning, but it's 8 PM and I haven't. I will go do it after this blog tho...I'm also late on another collab clip...Just a warning, if you want me in a collab, I'll prob do it, but I'm gonna be slack..haha!!
I'm really enjoying blogging and I'm starting to crank out videos a lot with my new camera...I'm gonna film another new video after my collab clips, I might even put it up tonight, but I want my post it note video to get the full effect. It's done really well tho, I will let you know if I get the voting round. And I'm going to vlog for the first and only time this week. You'll see.
So is everyone back in school now? That's a lot of things to slack on...haha...so rate yourself on being a slacker, post a comment - 10 being really slack, 1 being rarely to never slacking.
I was supposed to film a collab clip this morning, but it's 8 PM and I haven't. I will go do it after this blog tho...I'm also late on another collab clip...Just a warning, if you want me in a collab, I'll prob do it, but I'm gonna be slack..haha!!
I'm really enjoying blogging and I'm starting to crank out videos a lot with my new camera...I'm gonna film another new video after my collab clips, I might even put it up tonight, but I want my post it note video to get the full effect. It's done really well tho, I will let you know if I get the voting round. And I'm going to vlog for the first and only time this week. You'll see.
So is everyone back in school now? That's a lot of things to slack on...haha...so rate yourself on being a slacker, post a comment - 10 being really slack, 1 being rarely to never slacking.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Dreams, debt, and music
Have you ever had a dream about youtube or people you know from youtube? I've had two now...both very strange. The latest I dreamed I was in a class with.....ThatZak hahahaha and the teacher really loved Zak, but I was like a new student. So I didn't know anyone but Zak and I was pretty quiet. The teacher finally told me to start speaking up and I was like "oh you don't wanna say that cuz then I won't shut up..." It was a really long dream cuz we were in class forever, but never learned anything...then after a while she gave us a quiz and walked out of the room. I started laughing because this picture was on my quiz...
So I hadn't written anything on my paper yet and I passed it to Zak so he could see it. The teacher came back in as Zak was handing my paper back and she said "ohh cheating on the first day?!" And I said no that I hadn't written anything yet and she could look at it, we weren't cheating, just laughing about that joke. Then she said "well, you might not have been cheating YET, until you pull out an iPhone!" And that made no sense, but was really funny. Basically the rest of the dream we were just sitting in class...Really weird. So have you ever had a youtube related dream? Leave a comment and tell me about it!
I'm nearing eliminating my school debt...potentially gone in 2-3 pay checks...that will be so great to get done with that!!
If you haven't checked out this music, please take my recommendation and hit up iTunes!
Jack's Mannequin "The Resolution"
David Archuleta "Crush"
Steve Means "Rescue Me" (The album and single)
Jonathan Clay "Around and Round" and "A Little Time"
Gym Class Heroes "Cookie Jar"
3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me"
Jason Mraz "I'm Yours"
That's some good stuff.
So I hadn't written anything on my paper yet and I passed it to Zak so he could see it. The teacher came back in as Zak was handing my paper back and she said "ohh cheating on the first day?!" And I said no that I hadn't written anything yet and she could look at it, we weren't cheating, just laughing about that joke. Then she said "well, you might not have been cheating YET, until you pull out an iPhone!" And that made no sense, but was really funny. Basically the rest of the dream we were just sitting in class...Really weird. So have you ever had a youtube related dream? Leave a comment and tell me about it!
I'm nearing eliminating my school debt...potentially gone in 2-3 pay checks...that will be so great to get done with that!!
If you haven't checked out this music, please take my recommendation and hit up iTunes!
Jack's Mannequin "The Resolution"
David Archuleta "Crush"
Steve Means "Rescue Me" (The album and single)
Jonathan Clay "Around and Round" and "A Little Time"
Gym Class Heroes "Cookie Jar"
3OH!3 "Don't Trust Me"
Jason Mraz "I'm Yours"
That's some good stuff.
Monday, August 18, 2008
KARMA
Okay while I was at work today the funniest thing happened at my house.
My mom said some guy came to the door trying to sell ENCYCLOPEDIA SETS claiming he was from Arizona and blah blah blah scam. Not like we don't already have like 3 sets that sit in boxes in the garage pointlessly...I've tried and tried to get the parents to let me donate them. So this guy is too much of an idiot that despite the fact that my mom said we WOULD NOT buy a thing, we aren't going to spend the money and etc...He insists that she at least look at his catalog. So my mom is too nice and agrees...so he goes over and sits on the far seat on the porch. We have 2 chairs and a bench...My mom is about to go over and sit on the bench and he jumps up and starts jumping around....Bees made a hive underneath that chair and he got stung!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA normally I'd be sympathetic, especially if my mom actually was interested in what he was selling, but she kept saying no, but he insisted so now he what he deserved!! Oh man, I was rolling when she told me about that...what a moron!! That made my night!
My mom said some guy came to the door trying to sell ENCYCLOPEDIA SETS claiming he was from Arizona and blah blah blah scam. Not like we don't already have like 3 sets that sit in boxes in the garage pointlessly...I've tried and tried to get the parents to let me donate them. So this guy is too much of an idiot that despite the fact that my mom said we WOULD NOT buy a thing, we aren't going to spend the money and etc...He insists that she at least look at his catalog. So my mom is too nice and agrees...so he goes over and sits on the far seat on the porch. We have 2 chairs and a bench...My mom is about to go over and sit on the bench and he jumps up and starts jumping around....Bees made a hive underneath that chair and he got stung!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA normally I'd be sympathetic, especially if my mom actually was interested in what he was selling, but she kept saying no, but he insisted so now he what he deserved!! Oh man, I was rolling when she told me about that...what a moron!! That made my night!
not monday!
So I am about to go to the lake and park to try to finish main shooting for my new video...ALSO hopefully I can film a collab clip that I've been super slack on.. ;) I'd love to have the video up tonight, although I have to go to work soon after I film. I'll stay up late editing if I get everything filmed though...haha
I really need to get another job and ASAP...although I'd be tickled pink if the internet could become my main source of income, but ya can't really count on it and I'm certainly not at that level.
Hopefully everyone will love the video tho.
I really need to get another job and ASAP...although I'd be tickled pink if the internet could become my main source of income, but ya can't really count on it and I'm certainly not at that level.
Hopefully everyone will love the video tho.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Sunday blog
So originally I was intending on having the new video done and up tonight, but not that lucky. :( so I'm hoping to finish filming at the lake and park tomorrow and have it up possibly by tuesday. With what I've done so far I think it could really turn out good and I hope everyone digs it.
I watched my Donnie Darko dvd last night and it was storming outside...that made the mood perfect for the movie. It's sooo good, if you haven't seen it, go buy it...don't rent it, cuz you'll want to keep it!! The sequel sounds interesting, I will DEF see it, but it makes me nervous.
I'm working hard on the new video and a collab idea...so be looking out for those!!
I watched my Donnie Darko dvd last night and it was storming outside...that made the mood perfect for the movie. It's sooo good, if you haven't seen it, go buy it...don't rent it, cuz you'll want to keep it!! The sequel sounds interesting, I will DEF see it, but it makes me nervous.
I'm working hard on the new video and a collab idea...so be looking out for those!!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Quick update
Hey guys,
I'm waiting on Ben to get here so we can film the new vid...it's looking like it might rain - so that has me nervous. I'm really hoping this video comes out like I have it in my head...I'm not gonna rush editing for once..I wanna make sure it's the best it can be. I'm really excited about it...we're also planning on filming a sonic video that I'll hold onto until later since he lives outta town for school.
So glad it's the weekend..hope yours is good!
I'm waiting on Ben to get here so we can film the new vid...it's looking like it might rain - so that has me nervous. I'm really hoping this video comes out like I have it in my head...I'm not gonna rush editing for once..I wanna make sure it's the best it can be. I'm really excited about it...we're also planning on filming a sonic video that I'll hold onto until later since he lives outta town for school.
So glad it's the weekend..hope yours is good!
Friday, August 15, 2008
2000 Subs
Thanks so much everyone who has subscribed to me on youtube!!!! I'm so excited to hit 2000 and hope things keep going!! I'll be doing a live show to celebrate soon. I was planning on for saturday, but one of my good friends surprised me and came into town since he had a few days off school, so instead saturday he's gonna help me film a new video....I'll give my blog readers some spoilers...It's a music video and it's for the current #1 song on iTunes. That's all you get. Don't tell anyone!! LOL
Off to work...Just gotta get through today to get 2 days off!
Off to work...Just gotta get through today to get 2 days off!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Oh my
I have a website now. It's www.alwaystextback.com isn't that nifty? Thing is, it leads right back here. I might make an actual website of it soon though. But I will blog often...check back daily. I love you...a lot.
My first blog is blogesque
Yes, I created a new word for my blog - blogesque. Do you like it?
I'm watching David Letterman since NBC has Olympics and take away Jay Leno and Conan for two weeks.
My friend Ben surprised me by coming into town today. Filming a wealth of new vids saturday with him...I hope everyone loves it!
So this was my first blog, very blogesque wasn't it?
I'm watching David Letterman since NBC has Olympics and take away Jay Leno and Conan for two weeks.
My friend Ben surprised me by coming into town today. Filming a wealth of new vids saturday with him...I hope everyone loves it!
So this was my first blog, very blogesque wasn't it?
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