Sunday, October 19, 2008

Do YOU work here?

I work in a drug store and the one question (besides "where's the bathroom") that bugs the crap out of me every time is one that people don't even have to ask. "Uhh, excuse you work here?" When I put in my two weeks notice I won't be so nice and say "yes ma'am" instead I'll say "Oh, no ma'am, I just enjoy matching the uniform of the store I'm currently shopping in." I wonder how they'll like that? Then I'll continue putting things on the shelf and doing regular things that people who don't work there do.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

RIP Rupert :(

Today I learned Rupert "the tiny deer" has died.


Friday, October 3, 2008

Most important blog of your life

I hope I never again have to hear Britney Spears "Womanizer."

You'd better pray you don't either.