Tonight I finally saw "The Onion" movie and as a big fan of the videos/articles on their site, I got inspired to write a little story of my own...You like?
Normally Funny Man Disappoints
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - A cashier at the local Five-Dollar Store left work disappointed Thursday as an area man known for his humor didn't impress her. Nineteen-year-old Megan Woods said she was approached just after 4 PM by John Tankers who is known by store associates as "Johnny Jokes." The distraught cashier told the police "He's normally funny, but today I didn't even smile."
EBS News scored the first interview with Woods as she told the brave story of how she overcame this tragedy.
"As he approached me, I could see the look on his face, I knew he was going to try to tell a joke," Woods spoke softly. "He asked me if we take Hawaiian money and I told him no because we were in California. That's when he started laughing and saying it was American money, I was devastated."
Area police have yet to announce any formal charges for Tankers as they are still investigating this comedic assault.
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4 comments:
This is hilarious. You should do more of them.
LOL this actually does sound like The Onion. Good job!
Totally want to see the Onion cover this story! XD
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